What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:21

You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
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Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?